Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Seraphim Simulation (biblical accurate angel) [seizure warning]



this right here is why Bible lore stands out from the others in every way. This pantheon doesn't have "a god" of the ocean or anything or some shit, this God said I'm "The", capital T, that's it.
This one said: 'The story is over before it begun, the future doesn't exist because you're confined to an eternal present don't worry about what doesn't exist, my son's the main character because nepotism, I'm a narcissist but don't say I never did anything for you, you could live in a period of house sized Spiders that spawn faster than rabbits. And btw my angels make demons look like Teletubbies.'
"Be better, I'm awesome, stay in touch, love you. Bye, I guess." - God



Kratos' quest to beat this pantheon would be 12 hours of a Game Over screen then end credits with the last two words being: "RIP KRATOS", zero gameplay,.

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