Tuesday, April 22, 2025

I Played 5 Weird Games That Had Mixed Reviews (A Macrocreep put a fetish game on Steam, not trolling)

regarding the “giant woman” aka mommy issues simulator– “girl shrunk the neighbors” nothing new here. Same ol same ol recycled “Cry for help”/ “Get off the internet & call your mom” red flags.

Dev needs to stop following in the footsteps of other macrocreeps & step outside the box. 

Could’ve even had each chic be a separate level in a different room, or represent different layers of protagonists own insecurities, give the little dudes a means to fight back or something, to metaphorically defeat his inflated insecurities. Like DO SOMETHING with this beside using the internet as your emotional punching bag like 99% of macrophiles do as is, go to therapy for that.

Innovate first, not all of us were battered & broken like dogs to laud women as gods & men as 5th class citizens to cower before them, some of us still have our balls attached.

Make an option to fight back you coward, hell even Shrink High (as absolute garbage as those games were) gave that much to an extent! Ant Bully managed it, The mushroom men games did it.

If bro managed to code & cultivate this much (assuming this wasn’t a team), they can do better, this is just basics. Make the enemy npc into carnivorous eldritch aliens & winning the game is preventing an alien invasion or something, instead of this Honey I shrunk the kids crap- yet again.

Women are not out to get you sport, they’re not your overlords, get a grip.

Cause all jokes aside? What was dude thinking? What even was this crap? How old is this guy with this stuff living rent-free in his head? An insecure 13 yr old with too much time on his hands, fine, teens get leeway to be morons, but a grownass adult? man or woman, doesn’t even matter. Nah bruh needs a hug, not an internet connection.

As for the game = Tldr, trash, it’s been done, a lot.

And it, the fetish is not even weird, it’s annoying, it’s embarrassing, invasive, misandrist, misogynist, misanthropic (meaning Anti-Human), strange yes, but not weird as in mystery or weird because of lack of information, because nothing about this is a mystery. It’s a product of the times.. It the fetish, is actually funny because it’s so basic, it’s basically wanting mommy’s undivided attention. Psychologists telling ppl to “explore” it, now that’s way beyond weird & reckless.

But the game? predictable & depressingly consistent with usual standard macrocreep M.O, because insecurity is consistent.

I get the vibe here that these cats dropping these games like this are doing it thinking they’re still on DeviantArt or something where the less than bare minimum (cringey/ unhinged GTS cliche’s) will appeal to their likeminded whackos & that’s enough.

When in reality when you put your crap on public platform that far out there? You’re getting ALL OUR attention, not just the attention your peer sycophants who will praise product for ticking all the right boxes macrocreeps look for like crack addicts. 

They’re getting way too comfortable, frankly.


I’ve demo’d, played, seen and watched better children’s interactive learning games & experienced way better content in Plug n plays than looking at this crap.

Next time, dev needs to give the player the ability to comatose an enemy NPC with a rare hornet sting or something, get Ant Bully with this joint.

 Stop with the fee fi fo narrative- apparently the point of the game was projection, not the game or making something cool.

  • They will never make a great product with that goddamn fetish hindering every phase of production like a festering tumor, they really need to let that shit go if they seriously want to make a title.
  • And if the point of this chiczilla simulator was projecting mental issues, or (generously) repressed emotional impairments as usual on the rest of the planet, then don’t put that crap on steam, keep it in your cult where it belongs.
  • Cause even if the game was on-point, my question would still be: “Why tho?”

Fact is, for many of these cats, they need to understand that the rest of the world is not their brow beaten, misogynist yet purse whipped little macrophile cult.

If one wants to appeal to the mass public? They gotta stop clinging to that fetishes skirt for dear life, break free or pretend to be sane for a few months and actually give a proper GAME next time, unhindered.

Not asking for AAA, but not something so embarrassingly brokeback that I would NOT gift it to someone I hated either.

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