Sunday, December 14, 2025

the supergirl 26' trailer, someone needs to be fired






they should fire whoever edited that crap, It's like they stitched it together to make Kara everything but interesting or cool.

A typical sci-fi adventure flick you'd see from novel adaptation like Divergent or something, forgettable. The point of the trailer is make you feel: "I have to SEE this!"

What the hell is marketing even doing?

I'm probably one of the most consistent supergirl criticizers on the internet and even I have to admit she deserved better than that, what the fuck.

The music was dogshit too, she doesn't even get a cool thematic score, no original theme to define the sound of her character like Williams did for Supes, nah she gets some wonky song.

Which tells me the OST is likely going to be full of songs and mediocre stock Hollywood.

I hate the teen graphic novel vibe, not enough of the villains & the one that I wanted to see, he's in it for like 2 seconds which tells me he's not going to prominent enough in the film in a way to make it one of the best CBM of this decade or push Kara to proper limits in development or him serving to be her foil--

(because LOBO is also the last of his people, but for different reasons. Will the writers explore this dichotomy to exploit a proper arc for Kara Snore-El? Calling it now, probably not)

The plot as is looks as boring as Kara looks, Krypto literally pissing on Superman (I hate that damn dog).

And it doesn't even exploit the ONE thing people claim is so interesting about her (not rly tho) the trauma of seeing Krypton go poof. (SB-Prime did it better)

It's like the Trailer wasn't even trying. I didn't watch the SuperGunn trailers when they first dropped, I managed to watch the final trailer after i saw the movie twice, I didn't give a shit.

But I was excited to watch this trailer, pure curiosity. And this is it?

Superman sees the good in everyone, she sees the truth: the FUCK does that even mean!?

Dialogue was horrible edited movie-nese, gave me nothing to invest in the damn girl.

Since I didn't drop the Superman 25 review yet, I'll say it right now. I did NOT like that movie, saw it three times. It was a mess, a fun, goofy piece ah crap.

And because of that, I'm 1000% game for SUPERGIRLS Movie to be better, I cannot stand Supergirl as a concept but I am down for this to be a good movie but if the teaser was this dry, this film is in trouble.

Cause otherwise, and I say this often: If you're going to keep bumping Kara infront of the line, AHEAD of Starfire, Raven and Cassandra CAIN--- just to do nothing with her, why even use Supergirl in the first place.

At this point, after 65+ years and for me personally over 20+ watching over this character, THERE HAS to be a time where they accidentally do something right with her that'll genuinely redefine this box they keep her in, not that Self-help "find yourself" bullshit King's Woman of Mediocrity aka "Woman of Tomorrow" did.

I mean genuinely set the bar for how this character is written going forward, PLEASE for the luv of fuck.

Cassandra Cain can't get a fraction of the corporate shilling Kara gets, but what Kara gets in actual practice is the cruise control of fucks to give. Why even push her in the first place as if she's lore essential (she's not) but she's here, great, and the TRAILER is this dry?

I would've had Kara taking space ships apart, getting her ass kicked in intergalactic fight clubs, fighting warlords, throwing Asteroids: lightspeed feats we should be seeing from Superman.

LOBO breaking her bones and she has to outthink him in a rematch. Show her physically vulnerable because she almost loses her life.

If I directed this shit, Kara would be out there, I'd even go the In-Ze route and reveal she's not related to Superman, and by the end she becomes her own person, no suit, no cape, just Kara starting her own legacy, building a new krypton in another galaxy.

Would I dump all of that in the teaser? Fuck no, but the teaser would be leagues better than this shit.

This trailer read like they didn't even try dude.

Dialogue was horrible edited movie-nese, gave me nothing to invest in the damn girl.

Since I didn't drop the Superman 25 review yet, I'll say it right now. I did NOT like that movie, saw it three times. It was a mess, a fun, goofy piece ah crap.

And because of that, I'm 1000% game for SUPERGIRLS Movie to be better, more focused, more character driven, better action, better villain (for the luv of god, please give us a better villain ) and take kryptonian feats into galactic territories, show us what a Kryptonian can do in space.

Do I prefer Superman to be that mascot? Yes, he's the only one that deserves to be.

But he had his chance, I as an avid Anti-SupermanTOKEN bot wants Supergirl 26' to be better than Superman 25'.

Why ? Because since WB/DC can't get their boner for this character out their tent, I want these twerps to actually do something right with her that'd force me to recommend it.

Cause otherwise, and I say this often: If you're going to keep bumping Kara infront of the line, AHEAD of Starfire, Raven and Cassandra CAIN--- just to do nothing with her, why even use Supergirl in the first place.

At this point, after 65+ years and for me personally over 20+ watching over this character, THERE HAS to be a time where they accidentally do something right with her that'll genuinely redefine this box they keep her in, not that Self-help "find yourself" bullshit King's Woman of Mediocrity aka "Woman of Tomorrow" did.

I mean genuinely set the bar for how this character is written going forward, PLEASE for the luv of fuck.

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again, they didn't even try dude. Business as usual.👏

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