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Captain America 4 was a mess, CA2 & Civil War crammed into one fusion, mess of a plot, laughable story, acting was horribly directed, pacing was trash, zero chemistry with the characters, cringe subtexts. Mid Captain.
So was Deadpool & Panderine, watched it twice in one day. The story was beyond a mess, No Way Home's key jangling but times 100. Which means they're going to keep relying on fanservice to replace competent scripts because people keep eating this crap up out of sheer desperation for an ok movie like the good ol days.
Now having a good time ain't an issue, but we really need to stop giving gold medals to trash because it made us feel good about watching it and it wasn't woke.
DP3 was an absolute mess, just a montage of fanservice, Deadpool spelling everything out & going "Remember that, remember them, look look look" and yet another multiversal level threat because-- OKAY then.
Literally everything Logan was- is what DP3 isn't, a solid film. Which is ironic because they appointed themselves to using the corpse of Logan for a loud obnoxious spectacle. Fitting. So fitting.
I'm game for F4 being passable, but CA4 & DP3, those might've been mediocre enough to not be complete dogshit, i'll give em that. But they were not good.
As for box office, irrelevant. Endgame made a crap ton too and that was also a mess. Profit is not a measure of quality, it means the marketing brand did it's job to get asses in seats.
McDonalds is trash in terms of food quality & shelf life, but thats not going to stop people from buying it solely because it's familiar, hence brand.
Regarding the movies, doesn't mean all of it's bad, doesn't mean it's good either. Sometimes it's just ok, or mediocre enough to not be terrible.
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