Remember when it was just a story about an underdog in new york that can't get a break but does the right thing, relatable, profound message about power & responsibility, simple.
Now we got Spider-Wheelchairs, Cowboys and T-Rexes.
Like wow, way to trivialize the actual point of Spider-man and turn the legacy into a fucking joke, a literal hot-potato game where YOU get a Spider-person AND YOU get a Spider-man.
*It's so stupid, absolutely made into a party trick. Multiverse is a horrible trope when it's not applied to THE right stories/characters and executed properly.*
Because notice how Spider-man Shattered Dimension was a pretty decent story, despite just being a game. Hell that event in the Animated Series where he teamed up with other Spider dudes wasn't half bad, so it's been done before.
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_*We literally got almost 3 hours of petty gaslighting/miles simping & visual overload to the point of a headache and forgetting where the hell SPOT was all that time.*_ iS ANYONE GOING TO ADDRESS THAT?! 🚨🚨🚨
All just for an incomplete narrative/cliffhanger, when what would've made the movie better is getting rid of the compulsion to jerk off Morales & just focus on a good story & the fact that Spot is a serious problem, bruh
I repeat, with Morales & Supertoken/ Kara Snore-El, if you have to try that hard to sell them- then the problem isn't the audience. They're ass, give up on them and focus on better characters.
It's okay to say they're trash but people like them anyway because of what they are than who they are.
(The inverse duality of colors on Prowler Miles & Base Miles was a nice touch of the inverse dichotomy of the characters, shame that level of detail wasn't the goddamn movie script)
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