Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts

Monday, May 5, 2025

Maz should've been Rey's guardian

 Rey's skills would've been both justified & explained if they just had Maz Kanata be her mentor & adopted mother to begin with.


Get the same result with less work while using a character they already established as 'knowing' (& in the end did nothing with) anyway.


Sunday, October 27, 2024

Darth Malgus vs Darth Vader (accurate simulation)



Darth Malgus vs Darth Vader


Thats exactly how it'd end. In a tie. 

 Malgus in a 1v1 is too intense, he's hyper adaptive, and has the most insane clutches if the fight drags. One of the best duelists in SW. He has a habit of dropping his guard when outnumbered or distracted (which Vader would exploit if he sees an opening, throwing shit with The Force) but even then Malgus is a tank & also uses The Force to distract, like that Force Lightning which Vader specifically gets disrupted by. 

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 Vader is too versatile, he'll switch up styles. And has Anakin’s entire skillset (including that little habit he has when he starts flexing style points but somehow incorporates that into the fight to confuse his opponent). 

Vader is just not as powerful as Skywalker, but the skill is concrete. 

And he's physically stronger than most cause of cybernetics. Meaning his swing is undoubtedly stronger, he’s heavier, which is shown here. Good match

Thursday, September 19, 2024

Towertards #20: Veterans don't know a thing

It's not an attack moreso it's a criticism of critics, the issue is it's taking away from their "review".

It's less about the show now and its more about complaining about complainers knowing it all when he's lecturing the reader about the critics like they know it all, like he knows how to properly watch a show or something..

If you have to spare the show a "charitable viewing", charity meaning hand-out, giving help, a freebie, then the show is handicapped. Thus it's not as good as he thinks it is, thus the recommendation communicated the exact opposite of what they intended.

They're saying everything while accomplishing nothing- and all they had to do was just review the show.

edit: thats a cropped image of their review, it's not the whole thing but he's a hypocrite because he criticizes critics for them having a false sense of authority then he follows with saying this:

"As an avid anime watcher, I promise you that TOG will end up being one of the most sophisticated shows in terms of world-building and plot"

So criticizing it based on experience: Shame on you

But preluding your case with as an "avid" viewer, thus insinuating credibility to praise it okay before you even see if it's good, thus like it before it proves it's worth before criticizing what you already can see.

Same old bullshit.

You're not allowed to hold anything accountable by the same standard that you're okay with other people praising it.

Hypocrites.

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

UbiSoft Insider Leaks the REAL Reason Star Wars Outlaws SUCKS | Exclusiv...

I can tell the model wasn't ugly cause the character isn't even that ugly, she's just not overtly hot, very plain at best. 


 As far as how she looks this isn't that big of a deal ngl. just play games with attractive women in them, boom The instinct to seek beauty is just a chemical reaction, it means nothing beyond a primal incentive to give a shit to even talk to a woman with the goal of sexual pursuit. 


 Now again, the REASON why these people make these changes are corrupt, evil even (anything men enjoy, spiteful people must ruin it, just so happens that the majority of these people are women) but  this obsession with plain looking women not being hot thus the product is void, is why some of us can't maintain IRL. Just because the pinup girl gets ya PP hard doesn't mean the game is gonna be good, and just because the female lead is not Samus Aran's distant cousin, doesn't mean immediately go Code RED.


When the game's story/gameplay is bad is when you tear it a new asshole, when you experience the actual product. but this is just priming people to be negative about the game before it even comes out just because her bone structure doesn't tick the right boxes. 


There’s but so many times you can keep clutching your pearls over the same goddamn narrative, but then call leftists the snowflakes. All cause she not purdy.