Showing posts with label underrated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label underrated. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

"What was the point of THE DESCENT PART II? So they changed the ending and still made a flop out of a hit movie." - I agree

 


*originally typed AUG 2024

Just finished it. It was filibuster to reach the exact same conclusion as the first, just a worse movie you have ta sit through to get to it.


Unnecessary sequel, granted it was nice to see Juno being a beast as usual and her & Sarah getting some kind of closure but thats the only thing that was accomplished.


 a lot of contrivances (like the amnesia angle being the writers forced reason to get Sarah back in the cave somehow) , worse effects, we know what the crawlers shit pit looks like, we still see the crawlers taking turns killing instead hunting as group, we only see ONE female crawler, no kids, no babies, no elderly, no nest, the crawlers look worse than before.


 The direction was worse, the use of light took the threat level away from the crawlers and the fact that they keep getting bodied. And how its shot looks cheap. bad Cgi = points taken.


But again, Juno dead, Sarah dead. Same exact result as the first, which was presumed anyway. Realistically.


Juno vs all those crawlers, dead.

Sarah resigns herself to her fate with the illusion of Jessica in her final moments giving her some peace as death closed in.


The first movie ended perfectly.


No we didnt get the closure, but the lack of closure was part of the point of the "descent" into chaos, division, anarchy, primality.


Juno was cool, I personally liked her the most. While it was full circle she finally apologize, she did not deserve closure, she was a snake.


The sequel wasnt worth that one moment. Rios being denied because Ed psychically knew where she was going to be or he knew there was only w exits but then how did he know WHEN to be there, or why he presumes the crawlers wont kill them all outside Sarah being a fluke.  Bullshit.


Stupid. Stupid contrivance.




I watched it for more Crawler lore, and I learned they do indeed have a toilet, which I figured as much. Waste of time. Im confused why we only get one female type per movie. Where do they keep the children?


The best part about it was Ed hyping up the dread of the caves being a descent to hell, his gramps not surviving the trip. Chills.


The buildup to the caves were the best bit.


Writing was ass, story was ass, Juno & Sarah carried to a moot end, lore was painfully ass compared to the first.


Ed is protecting/preserving the crawlers, we dont know why or how his Granddads death relates to it or if the crawlers even see him as a benefactor.


What he gets out of it, and now more people are missing, including Law Enforcement personnel = more search party-

A loose end that was avoided with the first because nobody knew where the women were.




We gained absolutely nothing.

Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Shockwave (DOTM) - wish we got more of this guy

(12-7-24)


Shockwave (DOTM) — wish we got more of this guy

Keep in mind, just this dude pulling up with his worm made a Prime retreat.

Not Megatron, only Shockwave. And he got even more hype in the DOTM game.

In the game, Optimus tried to keep this man frozen like his life depended on it, Shockwave even killed Elita in the comics. (She wasn’t a condescending bitch in the DOTM comics like she was in TFONE btw, she was actually tolerable)

Shockwave is a Machiavellian mood.

All the scenes of Deeeeep Wang could’ve been scrapped to explore this guy, see his lab. See how he tamed the Colossus or engineered it. Anything resembling good content.


Or? And hear me out, Shockwave talking to his brother for a scene.

  • *look at him looking up at big bro Shockwave like he’s looking at a hero:


where IDW comics/G1/Cybertron games get it right is the Cons specifically are humanized warlords, not gurgling demons or idiot thugs- but intelligent radicals with a propensity to break shit.

The Wave brothers’ lore acc intelligence yet Warrior class status is the antithesis to everything Bayformers did with the Decepticons painting them to be otherworldly dumbasses that never win or strategize.

Hell have we ever gotten a scene with them just hanging or plotting that was LONGER than 2–6 min, not them Transforming then talking evil speak for 60 seconds, exposition dump about some artifact then cut to humans.

About them just talking like regular soldiers in the barracks.

Really think about that, now take that same question & count how many times we got exactly that & more (including memes) in these three gems:


That’s the difference between a product called “Transformers” and actually getting TRANSFORMERS.



Shockwave was one of the biggest casualties, and the fact that they gave him mecha kaiju that could tear apart a low level Godzilla is just insane. I’m surprised they didn’t give it a beam weapon or some kind of seismic ability or ability to convert magma into Energon.

IDW Lore goes deep, Shockwave is a character who can easily be the villain of an entire movie or trilogy.

He’s like Batman in the sense that he has contingencies for everyone; a lab junkie, creates his own wears & creatures, smart as shit, no morals.

#LOGICAL

“Reminds me of how IDW Soundwave has a soft spot for elephants.”


There’s a reason why everyone fears this guy, including Optimus.

Instead of Lockdown, Shockwave should’ve come back in AOE. And with his genius he easily could’ve revived his brother, Megatron and anyone else, given time.

And the Shockwave Prime killed was a clone, allegedly.

https://youtu.be/AaFq8eNmrNw

He alone could’ve resuscitated the Decepticons core members. He can do that.

Bay oofed.