Friday, February 14, 2025

Ruth Bat-Seraph should've been enhanced (captain falcon: brave new whomp)

Watching Ruth's (Bat-Seraph) little self take down grownass men at 5ft2 is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen since Home Alone 1



They really thought her being an ex-Widow was going to explain that shit😂

How Nat fights leans into facial strikes to stun, nut shots, knee strikes & that body spinning bullshit to disorient the opponent.

That's how a short woman could POSSIBLY pull it off, like ScarJo, she is not that much taller but she knows how to sell it better.




Grace from Dark Fate is someone I can see selling beating a dudes ass legitimately (because she's trained, lean & tall)

And she's enhanced, which is what Ruth should've been. If they insist on these shorty women ragdolling grown men, please make them enhanced, PLEASE.

And I called it after her first fight scene, I knew they were going to make her a Widow. But I was HOPING she was cybernetically enhanced or something, (because why not, plus you'd get brownie points for the PC sponsors, badass woman and prosthetics? Easy pandering- you're dropping the ball MCU)

I still shake my head that we never got to see this character (& her peers) fuck shit up. Instead we got Karli's corny ass.


The movie's action is ass overall, the scene where Sam & Torres find (you know who) OFC the guards don't have guns because then the movie would be over. Red flag # 1

And how they (2 grown men) beat ALL THOSE guys with armor, helmets/padding + charged batons, without enhancements or powers was also Grade A+ 100% bullshit.

Then her little ass shows up & then the real comedy begins.

Sam's suit should've been exo-skeleton from day 1 (vibranium cloth is not the same as actual armor) and Ruth should've been enhanced, I couldn't believe my eyes at the White House scene but that corridor fight was just too much.

Thursday, February 13, 2025

Lightyear is Beyond Infinitely Stupid


gay couple sprinkled in a kids movie made in the 90s, likely

The movie was basically Hawthorne's, ngl. Buzz was the side character, she had more thematic presence and significance than him lmfao.

That was my biggest issue, Hawthorne as an entity hijacking the damn movie.

the gay couple was just eye roll worthy, not even worth complaining about, it's predictable. The west insists on reminding the 99% that the 1% exists, my heroes

another company too scared to commit to what they INSIST on shoving down your throat as if Gays are 40% and up of the species, scared to death of China to not subject their audience to halfassed diversity, but not scared enough to not insult America's audiences with it.

It added nothing to her character, and ofc she was a side character so whatever queer they would flash to the audience like a limp dicc it would be brief anyway, so bold, so brave.

Her being gay is irrelevant as a criticism and to her actual character, which is the problem with it.

Not impressed by the movie or OP's double virtue signaling, if someone didn't like the movie because of the unsubtle propaganda that doesn't even work in meta or in context and adds nothing to the woman in question- that's their business if that was their reason not to like the movie

is it a good reason??? no but i'm not going to berate faceless NPCs to grow up like im making the world a better place by shooing away people who dare to have a preference

It's not that deep, on both sides.

GO1 vs Sonicfox (GRAND FINALS) | Red Bull DBFZ World Tour Spain


13:33 Go1 godtier counter
6:41 Sonicfox godtier counter


both these guys are something else

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Teenage mutant ninja turtles out of shadows raph and Leo argue

one of a handful of gems in that mess of a movie, just let the turtles own the scene & you get good content

I fancy Raph's Yorkie accent

Zombie Movie | 28 Weeks Later | movie reaction | reaction mashup | first...


Alice made her choice. She made the moral decision and got lucky because of one out of a million genetics. (because plot)

But realistically he made the smart decision and lived.

In a world like that morals keep you sane, but it also gets you killed.

Principles vs preservation, one should not be abandoned over the other but neither is useless.

Friday, February 7, 2025

HULK Vs. SAITAMA [REMASTERED] Fanmade Animation - Taming The Beast


 Just the first shot is better framed with aspect ratio bars, you added a glow to the hole in the wall, better quality. Bigger debris on the ground, bro just the FIRST FRAME of the first shot already is an improvement. 

Thursday, February 6, 2025

Why Jurassic Park Needs To Be Scary Again (it needs to be horror)


4:48 "might is right, true violence, and true primal rage." Beautifully stated. And yes, thats what i need out of this franchise and the only way to do that is to stop treating Jurassic park like a theme park ride or a promo for a ride and treat it more like Jeepers Creepers 1,or the bug pit scene from King Kong (minus the plot armor) or The Descent, sheer terror. A world predating Pre-Human beings misconceptions of acceptable, Dinosaurs spit in the face of that, at least the carnivores anyway. The issue is the movies got hijacked by PETA sensibilities. This is why the movies corny habit of only killing off NPCs or "bad" people really turned me off from all the movies save maybe for the first. Trying to insert convenient righteousness in a situation where Dinosaurs have no moral compass conflicts with what these movies could've been in terms of sheer horror or showing how serious the situation is. Not showing us Roland go toe to toe with such a world was the missed opportunity this side of the century for the series.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)| Full movie reaction | reaction mashup (Roland Tembo is painfully misunderstood)


Their reactions to Roland is so melodramatic, in a civilization full of tamed monkies that fight for nothing unless it’s each other but complain about everything, few of them can relate to this man who seeks to live through the hunt, a man thats in touch with his hunter genetics.



Too many softbellies, at least the lady on the 2nd to bottom right sees he's not all bad after he checked on Sarah. 

The guy wasn't bad at all tbh, he doesn't apologize or crack jokes, & he hunts animals they see as cuddly Pokemon or something.

I guess their MCU groomed sensibilities aren't compatible with a personality like his. Roland is awesome, rip to his homie Ajay.

Roland had a code, he had someone he cared about, cut throat leader but didn't put anyone in danger, he STOPPED Peter from endangering the camp and could've saved everyone including Ajay if that photographer didn't sabotage his gun.

I hate that Roland never punched him in the face for that, everyone that died because Rolands failed shot is on that guys head and the movie never holds him accountable for it and because the movie overlooked it 95% of audiences miss it as well.


I hate that even to this day.

Sunday, February 2, 2025

a generation of boy-men raised by women (Fight Club 1999) quote

 

Tyler: Durden: My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.

Narrator : Sounds familiar.

Tyler Durden : So I graduate, I call him up long distance, I say "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."

Narrator : Same here.

Tyler Durden : Now I'm 25, make my yearly call again. I say Dad, "Now what?" He says, "I don't know, get married."

Narrator : I can't get married, I'm a 30 year old boy.

Tyler Durden : We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.



men don’t walk out randomly for no reason after generations of nuclear families making it happen and women aren’t just itching to chase away men or be abandoned because that’s so fucking fun.

The issue happened in what society (collective human) itself thought was a priority and what it saw as trivial or outdated, and then people naturally picked up the vibe & gee, I wonder why dysfunction is the reward?

Who the culture put on a pedestal, telling them they can do it all & have it all as independents, even though they’re not the one’s building the cities, so in reality they are dependent but not powerless. That’s what people miss.

(Conflating dependence with powerlessness.)

(No different from how Katara is dependent on her friends but still powerful as shit- Dependence is not a weakness if it’s mutual, that’s how teams function. If one person is dependent and the other is not, parasitism can happen, one person is doing more work than the rest. )

Deifying one side and then left behind the other side to decline, incomplete cultivation, confusion, perpetual boyism and in many cases: willful self-destruction to escape from living, in whatever form that takes.

Escapism, decline, regression, devolution, fetishism — 





Ongoing boyhood. No Men.

And while the former side is being empowered, EVEN THEY still get systemically mistreated and violated. Thus also in decline.

So nobody wins. Nobody.

And then this society thought everything was going to work out just fine with all this disconnect spanning decades, lmfao, that’s not how that works.

The Future isn’t Female when females aren’t the one’s building the very foundation of the present nor are they dying for it;

The future belongs to the whole or it doesn’t exist.

Thursday, January 30, 2025

What If? - Spider-Man: Back in Black (Recommended Reads) #MARVELCOMICS




 "Keep laughing, fat boy."

That's not even a quip, that was just mean. Parker ain't playin dude. 

This issue was awesome & tragic. If Parker had the real symbiote, it woulda been so much worse. This issue is just pure aura the moment he put that suit on, displaying the danger of a morals off Spider-man

This is kind of shit we should've gotten from MCU's what if.